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Computer not working
Alexis’ computer wasn’t working and she is tempted to blame the evil office mate, although she has no proof of that. She would fix her own computer, but she is incapable because it’s a company computer and you can’t fix anything yourself.
Untwirling a phone cord
The simplest way to untangle your phone cord is to simply pick up the receiver and let it dangle and it will untwirl itself. Alexis’ office mate had no idea how to do it and proceeded to yank on it like she was starting a lawn mower at which point Jennifer felt the need to attempt to make the sound of the lawn mower. Over and over again. Needless to say, Alexis was not pleased and threatened to have Jennifer's microphone cut off.
$200 and still hungry
Alexis went out to dinner with Kevin last night to a Japanese place. They both got arugala salads and some white wine, Kevin got a chicken effing sandwich and Alexis got 2 tiny little dishes of some sort of pickled something. They were TINY! But the bill came to nearly $200 and it was cash only. They couldn’t believe it. She had to go home and eat a bagel.
Chrissy’s parents
It was bring your parents to work day. Alexis got to meet them and she had no warning. She wore her slutty best to go out to dinner, not to meet her parents. Firstly, Alexis had a facial (with a half of a klonopin) and slept. Afterwards she came to work but stopped first to get a big diet soda at chipotle. So she’s in the elevator and when she got to the 37th floor, managed to spill the entire 48oz soda all over the floor in the elevator and onto her jeans. And her top is a low cut top and Alexis was worried about the bruise on her breast that could look like her nipple and the funny thing about the parents is that they are shorter than Chrissy so they are in direct eye line with her breasts. And then it turns out that they’re Republicans and they are happy about going to see Bill O’Reilly. Where was the warning about that??
Reporter trying to reach Alexis
Alexis was forwarded an email from the PR person at Sirius from a “reporter” from the Daily News. The “reporter” was wondering if Alexis was subpoenaed in the Christie Brinkley divorce trial because she almost dated her ex-husband 15 years ago! Alexis couldn’t believe that the “reporter” would even ask her that. Does she really think Alexis would say anything or more than that - get involved in someone else’s legal battles?!?!?! Alexis wrote back and told her to get a real job. Brilliant. Furthermore the fact that this “reporter” couldn’t even find Alexis in the first place is totally incomprehensible. She contacted Sirius so she knew Alexis worked there. Why this “reporter” couldn’t google her is unbelievable.
Favorite pizza Toppings
Jennifer wants to talk about people’s favorite pizza toppings. There were crickets (literally) in the studio. Alexis heard an interview with some guy in Italy who invented the pizza (or something like that) and was asked what the most traditional topping is and he didn’t have an answer other than it’s not pineapple. Jennifer was so upset.
To pantyhose or not to pantyhose
Jennifer HATES pantyhose. Alexis and Chrissy were talking about the fact that’s it’s really difficult to find non-control top pantyhose these days. You can’t buy them because they’re like sausage casings and when it’s tight around your middle, the fat is going to bulge out somewhere else! Sandy agrees with Jennifer and doesn’t like the feeling of the pantyhose on your cooch with no underwear so what she does is cut out the middle and lets it all hang out. Oh dear God! Alexis is going to puke when she hears this. She insists that the crotchless pantyhose is comfortable. She doesn’t even undo them to pee! YUCK! There’s got to be splashage! Pretty much all of the callers hate them too. Open toed shoes with pantyhose is completely verboten everyone! There were a few callers who agreed with Alexis that they like them, but Jennifer just can’t fathom the idea that anyone could like them. The feeling of the hose on your legs is horrible! Only muppet fur for Jennifer.
It’s Chrissy birthday dinner
Jennifer couldn’t go, unfortunately. She just couldn’t do it. It’s just going to be Alexis, Paulie, Chrissy and Ridley which is lovely. They were going to Bar Q, which is not a Korean BBQ restaurant. The reason for going is for the alcoholic bubble tea cocktail. Yummy! She also wants to try the garlic fried milk which sounds so weird but is probably awesome. Present wise, she doesn’t know what she’s getting from Ridley. She likes presents where she gets to do something. She doesn’t want stuff, she wants to go out somewhere, so the tickets to see Eddie Izzard was great.
Fancy Food Show
The girls were spotted at the Fancy Food Show in New York City by listener JT. The girls had a meeting there so they didn’t actually get to see much of the show.
Back to pizza
Jennifer really wants to know what people like on their pizza. Paulie likes white pizza but can’t figure out why. Alexis likes the pizza from Sullivan Street which is super thin with tomato and no cheese.
Have a good one.